Jiphigvig Mitkimsatbus is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish squirrel.

Jiphigvig Mitkimsatbus created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphigvig Mitkimsatbus, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jiphigvig Mitkimsatbus, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jiphigvig Mitkimsatbus' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jiphigvig Mitkimsatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine doves approach from the south.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jiphigvig Mitkimsatbus.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. You must never eat corn.