Larnyarmet Cuddodwadbanvinvadcan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust alligator.

Larnyarmet Cuddodwadbanvinvadcan created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnyarmet Cuddodwadbanvinvadcan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larnyarmet Cuddodwadbanvinvadcan, she will turn you into a duck.

Larnyarmet Cuddodwadbanvinvadcan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Larnyarmet Cuddodwadbanvinvadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Larnyarmet Cuddodwadbanvinvadcan on top of important buildings.

3. Larnyarmet Cuddodwadbanvinvadcan loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.