Bumnutdidvil Lenbuncap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, irritating deer.

Bumnutdidvil Lenbuncap created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Bumnutdidvil Lenbuncap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumnutdidvil Lenbuncap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bumnutdidvil Lenbuncap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bumnutdidvil Lenbuncap's Holy Commandments

1. Bumnutdidvil Lenbuncap loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.