Mad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, grumpy lobster.

Mad created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mad.