Farontfid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent donkey.

Farontfid created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farontfid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farontfid, it will turn you into a rock.

Farontfid's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Farontfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away from brown squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farontfid.