Stikwadmot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental octopus.

Stikwadmot created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Stikwadmot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikwadmot, he will turn you into a frog.

Stikwadmot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Stikwadmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never wear magenta trousers.