Miffodomin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered snake.

Miffodomin created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miffodomin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Miffodomin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Miffodomin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Miffodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Miffodomin loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.