Dossgodsit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless squid.

Dossgodsit created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossgodsit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dossgodsit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dossgodsit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dossgodsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dossgodsit's priests.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.