Satbagbut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever alligator.

Satbagbut created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satbagbut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Satbagbut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Satbagbut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Satbagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never wear yellow jumpers.