Milstigzim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unfair guinea pig.

Milstigzim created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milstigzim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milstigzim, it will turn you into a duck.

Milstigzim's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Milstigzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention mites.