Fudpagjat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm snail.

Fudpagjat created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudpagjat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fudpagjat, it will think nothing of it.

Fudpagjat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fudpagjat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.