Tithoghun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, self-confident alligator.

Tithoghun created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tithoghun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tithoghun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tithoghun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tithoghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear blue tights.

4. Always obey Tithoghun's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.