Cutnuttgun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent bee.

Cutnuttgun created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutnuttgun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutnuttgun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cutnuttgun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cutnuttgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.