Ingfob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying troll.

Ingfob created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingfob, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ingfob, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ingfob's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ingfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never talk about fire.