Karomtwod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish deer.

Karomtwod created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Karomtwod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Karomtwod, it will cry a lot.

Karomtwod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Karomtwod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed aubergines to ants while wearing yellow ear rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.