Kaptafced is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic tortoise.

Kaptafced created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kaptafced, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kaptafced, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kaptafced's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kaptafced's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never think about planets.