Luncibtit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever walrus.

Luncibtit created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Luncibtit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Luncibtit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Luncibtit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Luncibtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.