Mapgepfub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic hare.

Mapgepfub created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapgepfub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mapgepfub, he will ignore you.

Mapgepfub's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mapgepfub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mapgepfub.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not take Mapgepfub's name in vain.