Millabhas is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited salamander.

Millabhas created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Millabhas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Millabhas, it will think nothing of it.

Millabhas' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Millabhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always wear white.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Millabhas on top of all buildings.

5. Always help goats in need.