Cenbin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving wombat.

Cenbin created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cenbin, it will turn you into a frog.

Cenbin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest pink.

2. Run away if four monkeys approach from the east.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.