Dubkon Yikxuckapp Gumflagwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome wren.

Dubkon Yikxuckapp Gumflagwab created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dubkon Yikxuckapp Gumflagwab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubkon Yikxuckapp Gumflagwab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubkon Yikxuckapp Gumflagwab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dubkon Yikxuckapp Gumflagwab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubkon Yikxuckapp Gumflagwab.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dubkon Yikxuckapp Gumflagwab.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.