Didjarnbid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced dingo.

Didjarnbid created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didjarnbid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Didjarnbid, he will torture you forever.

Didjarnbid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Didjarnbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve jumpers.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear coats.