Didjarnbid is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced
dingo.
Didjarnbid created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Didjarnbid, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Didjarnbid, he will torture you forever.
Didjarnbid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Didjarnbid's Holy Commandments1. Never wear mauve jumpers.
2. Never think ill of sick ants.
3. Do not wear yellow clothing.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never wear coats.