Jatsinjip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-powerful chicken.

Jatsinjip created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatsinjip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jatsinjip, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jatsinjip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jatsinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.