Bopafhun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciful sheep.

Bopafhun created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopafhun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopafhun, she will curse you with boils.

Bopafhun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bopafhun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bopafhun on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat grapes.
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