Yokbogtaf is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, egotistical
lobster.
Yokbogtaf created an electron six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yokbogtaf, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yokbogtaf, it will destroy your favourite star.
Yokbogtaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Yokbogtaf's Holy Commandments1. Never think about moons.
2. Do not speak about lemons.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.
5. Do not eat carrots.