Yokbogtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical lobster.

Yokbogtaf created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbogtaf, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yokbogtaf, it will destroy your favourite star.

Yokbogtaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yokbogtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Do not eat carrots.