Batsafcin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish donkey.

Batsafcin created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batsafcin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Batsafcin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Batsafcin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Batsafcin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Batsafcin.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Batsafcin on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.