Davcissdib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive hamster.

Davcissdib created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Davcissdib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Davcissdib, it will turn you into a hamster.

Davcissdib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Davcissdib's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Hide from turquoise horses for they are unholy.