Kimbomgan Rigdossbif is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, quiet
lobster.
Kimbomgan Rigdossbif created snails two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimbomgan Rigdossbif, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Kimbomgan Rigdossbif, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Kimbomgan Rigdossbif's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Kimbomgan Rigdossbif's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.
2. You must love Kimbomgan Rigdossbif.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Always help sick sheep.
5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.