Kipcennar is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage
camel.
Kipcennar created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kipcennar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Kipcennar, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Kipcennar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Kipcennar's Holy Commandments1. Always wear violet.
2. Never wear trousers.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Put Kipcennar first in all things.
5. Never sing in the presence of shrews.