Kipcennar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage camel.

Kipcennar created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipcennar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kipcennar, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Kipcennar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kipcennar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Kipcennar first in all things.

5. Never sing in the presence of shrews.