Wadlitpignar is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, clever rat.

Wadlitpignar created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wadlitpignar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wadlitpignar, he will not care.

Wadlitpignar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wadlitpignar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Run away if eight pigs approach from the west.

5. Do not laugh in public.
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