Nurtmithot is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest
hummingbird.
Nurtmithot created the Sun five million years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtmithot, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nurtmithot, it will turn you into a slug.
Nurtmithot's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Nurtmithot's Holy Commandments1. Put Nurtmithot first in all things.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.
3. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the north.
4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.
5. Do not laugh in public.