Dunlarnpod is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic
wyvern.
Dunlarnpod created bats six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunlarnpod, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Dunlarnpod, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Dunlarnpod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Dunlarnpod's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Dunlarnpod.
2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Always look after injured horses.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never talk about black holes.