Sitdotfar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous squirrel.

Sitdotfar created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitdotfar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sitdotfar, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sitdotfar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sitdotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Never wear fawn coats.

3. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Sitdotfar on top of important buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.