Loopdodgon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, weak elephant.

Loopdodgon created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopdodgon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Loopdodgon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Loopdodgon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Loopdodgon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Loopdodgon first in all things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loopdodgon.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Fast once a month.
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