Liptagwip is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish
crane.
Liptagwip created matter three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Liptagwip, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Liptagwip, he will destroy your favourite star.
Liptagwip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Liptagwip's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always help manatees in need.
3. Never wear coats.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never feed onions to grasshopers while wearing brown rings.