Liptagwip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish crane.

Liptagwip created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Liptagwip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Liptagwip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Liptagwip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Liptagwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed onions to grasshopers while wearing brown rings.