Cubfobyimdabstragluntailnil is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient meerkat.

Cubfobyimdabstragluntailnil created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfobyimdabstragluntailnil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubfobyimdabstragluntailnil, she will turn you into a duck.

Cubfobyimdabstragluntailnil's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cubfobyimdabstragluntailnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Cubfobyimdabstragluntailnil must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never bounce near squirrels.
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