Rul is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud human.

Rul created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rul, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rul, he will turn you into a mole.

Rul's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rul's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Rul.