Wotsomyim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust centipede.

Wotsomyim created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotsomyim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wotsomyim, it will make you grow a tail.

Wotsomyim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wotsomyim's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Always obey Wotsomyim's priests.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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