Nilljattad Wigcunyik is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody
mouse.
Nilljattad Wigcunyik created a charm quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilljattad Wigcunyik, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Nilljattad Wigcunyik, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Nilljattad Wigcunyik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Nilljattad Wigcunyik's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never write about cell theory.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never think about moons.