Bodgovfut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient centipede.

Bodgovfut created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgovfut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bodgovfut, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bodgovfut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bodgovfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodgovfut.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.