Pitbotarnlarn Dogfabzig Dosstippodhugham is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent crane.

Pitbotarnlarn Dogfabzig Dosstippodhugham created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbotarnlarn Dogfabzig Dosstippodhugham, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pitbotarnlarn Dogfabzig Dosstippodhugham, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pitbotarnlarn Dogfabzig Dosstippodhugham's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pitbotarnlarn Dogfabzig Dosstippodhugham's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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