Fumappkem is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful crow.

Fumappkem created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumappkem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fumappkem, he will turn you into a dog.

Fumappkem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fumappkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always obey Fumappkem's priests.