Fadfabbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless capybara.

Fadfabbonk created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadfabbonk, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadfabbonk, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fadfabbonk's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fadfabbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Fadfabbonk's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.