Piglabtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable salamander.

Piglabtarg created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piglabtarg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Piglabtarg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Piglabtarg's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Piglabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. You must love Piglabtarg.