Bifhon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic fly.

Bifhon created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bifhon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bifhon, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bifhon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bifhon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bifhon.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.