Weeontquim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic owl.

Weeontquim created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Weeontquim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Weeontquim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Weeontquim's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Weeontquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Weeontquim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Weeontquim loves porpoises, so they must be respected.