Xucbamnar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous hydra.

Xucbamnar created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucbamnar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xucbamnar, she will destroy your home solar system.

Xucbamnar's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xucbamnar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not covet oxen.