Pignartflownurlfedcebtipgut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying octopus.

Pignartflownurlfedcebtipgut created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pignartflownurlfedcebtipgut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pignartflownurlfedcebtipgut, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pignartflownurlfedcebtipgut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pignartflownurlfedcebtipgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about stars.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat green fruit.