Jenhabcam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane crocodile.

Jenhabcam created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jenhabcam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenhabcam, it will curse you with boils.

Jenhabcam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Jenhabcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Never wear cyan jumpers.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.