Rutarmgud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fussy warg.

Rutarmgud created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rutarmgud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutarmgud, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rutarmgud's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Rutarmgud's Holy Commandments

1. Rutarmgud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.